To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure...

…contrary to popular belief, America was not actually founded by people hoping to escape religious persecution. It was actually founded by protestants that wanted to create a country where they could persecute as much as they wanted to, it wasn’t about religious freedom at all, it was just that the original pilgrims saw the inability to persecute as them being persecuted themselves.

So kinda like the anti-gay, anti-atheist, anti-muslim, anti-semitic or pro-life christians today, it’s both sad and fascinating how little some things change.

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

Dear Yahoo, 

I would like to apologize for the tumblr users that seem to think you have no idea how to run a successful internet company, and those who object to you buying tumblr on principle.

I’m sure you understand the concept of people not using your product if you they don’t enjoy it and you don’t need this condescendingly explained to you by the users of your recent acquisition.

I promise we’re not all arrogant assholes that needlessly insert irrelevant fandom references into any situation.

(Also, I’m sure the majority of people would have no problem with ads on the dashboard as long as they’re small and not as obnoxious as an unfortunately large number of tumblr users. After all, youtube and Facebook are incredibly successful regardless of their adverts and the money made from advertisements could go towards improvements to the website.)

Regards

The Rest of Tumblr.

Sometimes I like to pretend I live in a world where the superwholock fandom has no access to the internet and for a little while I remember why I fell in love with tumblr in the first place.

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

actually, a lot of people didn’t, that’s the problem.

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

shebelongsinthetardis:

mriloveyourhat:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

Everything else is a biscuit. 

Except these

Those are fucking scones.

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

(Source: ameliaxpond)

mortenavida: